Hurricanes Shmurricanes
After
having to cancel their Key West fishing excursion at the last minute twice--first
because of hurricane Dennis, then again because of hurricane Katrina--the
IS weren't about to let the fact that hurricane Wilma had just swept through
town stop them this time...
Read the riveting Trip Report
Legendary Idiot Sportsmen Get Rods Bent Bigtime in Baja
Calm Carolina Coast Hit By Hammered Blowhards
Idiot Sportsmen Triumph over Wily Redfish in Bayou
Aging Idiots Fish Hurricane Ravaged Keys with Cat-Five Force
Legendary
Idiot Sportsmen Get Rods Bent Bigtime in Baja
U.S. Ties with Mexico Strengthened by Historic Goodwill Visit from Beloved
"Pescadores Locos"
San Felipe,
Baja, Mexico... Even
under the best of circumstances the now-legendary Idiot 
Sportsmen
(IS) can usually
be counted on to salvage humiliation from the jaws of mediocrity. And yet,
some things just can't be botched, even by the IS. Never
was this more true than on the first day of their recent fishing foray to
the Sea of Cortez where, with no clue as to why they were there or what they
would find, they ended up catching four sea bass in the 60 to 80 pound range,
and a dozen more 10 to 20 pounders.
Their charter captain that day was none other than Alex ("Alex"), the well-known local RV park operator and raconteur who moonlights as a lawyer for his fellow pescadores and is frequently paid in shrimp. As it turns out he is also the same Alex (code name "Alex") who is a close personal advisor to Mexican President-elect Vincente Fox. In fact, our esteemed captain left for Mexico City the following day to participate in the inauguration, taking with him as a gift to the new president several huge fillets from the day's catch. Bon appetite from the Idiot Sportsmen, El Presidente.
For complete
coverage of this historic IS event, don't miss the photo essay and trip report:
Baja
Trip Report, by Chuck Bunce
Baja
Photo Essay
More headlines
and trip reports...
Idiot
Sportsmen Triumph over Wily Redfish in Bayou
Redfish
Rodeo, by Chuck Bunce
More photos...
The
Idiot Sportsmen Chronicles
The
Blind Pig Photo Gallery
 |
First
Mates Needed! Demand
for Idiot Sportsmen fishing charters is at an all-time high and we find
ourselves short of qualified mates. Apply Now! Resumes flood in! |
|
Florida
Keys: An IS Special Report Chuck recalls his lifetime love affair with a place that still (despite some unfortunate civilizin' over the years) reflects the IS spirit. |
|
New
IS Charity You've told us how our charities have uplifted you. Now we've responded by adding another opportunity to help the truly needy. |
|
Idiot
Sportsmen Chronicles Background info you didn't ask for. Old photos you don't want to see. |
|
The
Blind Pig Photo Gallery Contains rare, never-before-seen fish pix of the IS. |
|
Send
in your fish stories! Admit it. There's a little Idiot Sportsman in all of us. Send in your stories and photos and we'll publish 'em. |
|
Become
an IS member! Coming soon. (As soon as we figure out why anyone would want to.) |
You
might be an Idiot Sportsman if...
What's your IS quotient? Take this simple self test.
Wit
Happens
Official IS repository for all the tasteless, sexist humor
people circulate in emails. (So please send us some.)
You
like us! You really, really like us!
Or not. Actual unretouched emails we've received. (C'mon, people, we could
use a few more here.)
Calm
Carolina Coast Hit By
Hammered Blowhards
Idiot Sportsmen Sport Idiot Headgear on Kingfish Hunt
Sunset Beach, NC... Eschewing
the bright lights and glaring publicity of New York City and Rodeo Drive,
the Idiot Sportsmen (IS) stunned the fashion world by
choosing the sleepy coastal town of Ocean Isle, North Carolina to unveil their
latest innovation in fishing attire—matching
hats. The
chapeaus—cleverly
emblazoned with IdiotSportsmen.com and a picture of a fish—were
actually a gift from MarksLongSufferingWifeNancy. Woefully short of original
ideas themselves, however, the IS eagerly seized upon the opportunity to claim
this one as their own, and have in fact announced a worldwide distribution
and marketing strategy targeting upscale fishermen with low IQs.
Kingfish
were also caught on this stellar occasion, during which the IS were forced
to endure several days of pristine tropical weather, a four-bedroom beach
house, two World Series games, a couple well-earned naps, and tastefully moderate
amounts of Jose Cuervo, Glenlivet, and Absolut.
Carolina Trip Report, by Chuck Bunce
Carolina Photo Album
PowerCating.com
Are two hulls better than one? Check it out.
