Chuck Bunce
A natural leader and follower of fashion, Chuck spent his high school years patiently teaching Mark and Bart everything they now know about how to dress properly and conduct themselves with women. Continuing to accept the burden of precocious maturity gracefully, Chuck can often be seen these days shaking his head, mumbling, "It's like having two more children," as he rounds up his wayward companions time and again, leading the way with a phrase destined to become his epitaph: "C'mon, we need to find a liquor store."
Drink of choice: Vodka and the Words "Grapefruit Juice" Whispered Softly as It's Poured.
Last book read: Men are from Mars, Women Have No Penis

Mark "Slow Hands" Levy
Voted in high school "Most Likely to Need a Bail-Bondsman on Retainer," Mark has gone on to put his moral flexibility to good use as a salesman and investment counselor. Once considered good-looking, hard living has taken it's toll and he is seldom seen in public now without sunglasses and a deep tan. And, sorry ladies, he didn't get his nickname for what you think. It was first spoken by a Florida fishing guide (" 'At boy's got slow hands.") as he observed the inordinate length of time between when a strike bent Mark's rod in half and Mark had any reaction.
Drink of choice: Whatever You're Having, and when you're not looking, Yours.
Last book read: The Blind Pig's Guide to Fishing