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Become an IS Charter Mate

Successful candidates for the position of IS charter mate must be able to demonstrate the following skills--demonstrated here by veteran IS mate, Charlotte.

IS charter mates must be fully qualified to:
Flash international maritime signals...
Perform resuscitative procedures...
Detect subtle weight differences...
Entice curious fish in closer...
And give the "nah-ninny-nah-nah" dance to other boats when IS anglers reel in the big ones.
We're looking for a few good mates. If you think you have what it takes to become an Idiot Sportsmen charter mate, contact us for a personal interview right away.