If you feel a certain uneasy empathy with the Idiot Sportsmen, it may help to know you're not alone. Join us as an IS member and share your stories, fears and feelings in a supportive atmosphere of friendship and camaraderie. Sure, your innermost secrets may be ridiculed in a public forum, but that's how the healing begins. Take a chance. Send us your fish stories and photos and we'll publish them right here. Just remember the three tenets of good Idiot Sportsmen feature writing:

1. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

2. Strive always to serve the highest good of mankind and to further the cause of world peace.

3. Include at least one picture of bare breasts.

If your story and photos are accepted (and lets face it, you've got a good shot--we're not exactly being flooded with material) we'll try to think of something real nice to give you someday.

Text can be sent as either an attached .txt or Word file, or just in the body of an email. Photos are best in .jpg format, but .gif is also okay. If you need help with any of this, just let us know. Send your stories, photos, questions, whatever to stories@idiotsportsmen.com.

Want to become an Idiot Sportsmen member without sending stories?

Well, that's okay, too. You just need to understand that the benefits of being a member are pretty slim right now. All we can actually offer is to get you dates with all the women pictured in our pages. So if that's enough for you, go ahead and send an email to members@idiotsportsmen.com requesting membership and we'll see to it your application is expedited quickly and immediately without further delay.